why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside
touché
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
- Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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