May 2011
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April 2011
Apr 30th
The awkward moment when you open the fridge out of...
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Apr 27th
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That awkward moment when instead of paying...
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Apr 27th
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I want a load of anonymous questions asking me...
Apr 27th
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When your parents ask you to act like a normal...
kingbyrd: shewearzjordans: i died
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
That awkward moment when your about to reblog...
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Apr 24th
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At a Pet Shop:
insideallofusisawildthingg: takemyhanddd: wonderland-stories: artcaptivatesme: When I was 5: When I was 10: Today: So true. <3 haha yeah <3 omg gpoy so hard my life. omg. 
Apr 21st
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Somethin' 'bout boots and...animals!  →
Apr 21st
EPIC. →
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YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?
brittany-carel: IF SPONGEBOB LIVES IN A CIRCULAR PINEAPPLE.. WHY DOES IT HAVE CORNERS? only tumblr people notice these kinds of things.
Apr 19th
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Reblog if you love your best friend with...
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
I don’t give a fuck what people think of me, because I am confident and I have friends who love me unconditionally. I am beautiful, wild adventurous, strong, scared and un-trusting, sometimes too trusting, heartbroken, free, opinionated, ugly, sad, happy and everything in between. I laugh at what I find funny, and I cry when I feel sad. I have skin and bones, muscles and brain. I feel...
Apr 18th
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PEOPLE ARE DRIVING ME INSANE! I KNOW THEY’RE TRYING TO BE NICE BY WISHING ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUT WHEN YOU SAY “YOU’RE WELCOME” DON’T SAY, “YOUR WELCOME.”
Apr 16th
Somedays, I wish I could just go back to bed and restart the day.
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I’M GOING TO BE AN AUNT, AGAIN! THAT MAKES 3 NOW! So excited! <3
Apr 14th
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It's Normal
Emily: "Close your eyes and count cats!"
Kyle: "Never works!"
Emily: "Have you tried CATS because sheep don't work for me!"
Kyle: "I've tried boys!"
Apr 13th
“I said no to Taco Bell. That’s like Hell freezing over.”
Apr 12th
Moo
“Dogs are miracles with paws.” - Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy. As I sit on my bedroom floor, clearly upset, I can’t help but notice how extra consoling my dog, Moo, is. She seems to always know when I’m upset. She’ll lick the tears off my face, and just sit in my lap. She even went as far as to try and “eat” my sadness away, literally, she tried to eat my...
Apr 11th
Random Human Body Facts
The average human brain has about 100 billion nerve cells. The only jointless bone in your body is the hyoid bone in your throat. It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. It takes the interaction of 72 different muscles to produce human speech. The average life of a taste bud is 10 days. The average cough comes out of your mouth at 60 miles per hour. Human thigh bones are stronger than...
Apr 11th
I Use the Internet to Self-Diagnosis Myself
Emily: "I think I have jaundice! Look under my eyes, it's all yellow!"
Mom: "How do you come up with this shit?"
Chela: "I often wonder the same thing. How do you come up with this shit?"
Emily: "I watch a lot of House and Mystery Diagnosis. Oh, and the Internet helps, too."
Apr 10th
“The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one...”
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“If his pants turn into a tent, you know he’s interested.”
Apr 10th
You can’t say happiness without saying “penis.” :D
Apr 10th
Jeff: "You could work a lot less if you worked the streets, you know?"
Emily: "You would say something like that..."
Jeff: "My hobby: Encouraging my friends to become prostitutes. I am the best friend in the world!"
Apr 10th
“We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are...”
Apr 10th
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